Thursday, May 20, 2004

Public Relations

Well, the PR campaign to fix America's image in the wake of the torture scandal is well under way. Abu Gharib's name has been changed to "Camp Redemption" at the "suggestion" of the IGC.

What a great Idea. While they're at it, I suggest some other positive name changes:

al Fallujah could be al Falwelljah.

L. Paul Bremer could change his name to Mel Paul Gibson.

The Coalition Provisional Authority's name should suggest more compassion, maybe The Passion of the Pentagon.

While they're at it, they might as well change the name of the country to something American's can relate to more, how about OilMart.


Go ahead and post other ideas...