Friday, March 04, 2005


I noticed there is a new contributor. I'm not sure who it is, but it looks like he/she lives on Greene St. Let's see what they have to say.
Is Waingroh Black?

There is evidence that suggests so, but as of now is unconfirmed.
The New Journalism

Apparently, it is the job of the late night hosts to discuss the real issues - the whores during the day get to have the real fun.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Hammer was right

You've got to pray, just to make it today.
By the way

Traffic has nearly tripled since coming back online, as of 5:00 west coast time we're up to 11 visitors... I can feel that Atrios link coming any day now...
Back Online

Well, ludis is officially back online, at least for this week. We've had a few casualties, John Winger died of an apparent drug overdose. Waingroh couldn't handle the "stress" of living in the "States", and left the country to work with those much less fortunate...Mainly prostitutes. ActionJack became a law enforcement official, and Sheebur still thinks Kerry won.
I'm not sure what shape the blog will take, I actually don't really care. But you can count on us to provide the best in crude and unnecessary commentary, masturbation tips, info on closeted male hookers, and unrelated stories from the realms of fantasy.
Relatively Painless

I've been dealing with several different departments with the State of Oregon today, and it's not nearly as big a pain in the ass as I thought it would be. I'm not saying it doesn't hurt at all, but it's not too bad. Everyone is pretty friendly for being a Govt. employee. Big ups to you SecrAtary of State's office.
It's good to be back.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Just Wondering

At what point does internet-porn go from being a healthy release to an obsession and self-destructive?

(not that I'm worried...well, not too much..I can handle my porn)

On a unrelated note, does everyone think The Rockford Files Theme rocks as fucking hard as I do? Magnum PI is not too bad either...
Not as Bad as I Thought

I must say that living in Bush's America is not nearly as bad I thought it would be. It's actually quite amusing. The secret police have not showed up at my door, and I can still pretty much do what ever I want.
Besides, Kerry would have never hired a gay male prostitute...God works in mysterious ways.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Don't Miss
The New Journalism

Showing Everywhere, NOW!

"Gannon, you ain't got shit on me."
Live and Learn

I now know why I haven't gotten as far in life as I'd hoped. I was leaving a few vital statistics off my resume.
Education: Leadership Institute Broadcast School of Journalism - 2 day course (meals included!)
Description: military, masculine, TOP
Weapon: 8", CUT
Seeking: $200/hr, $1200/weekend
Will Work: Outcall Only
With a hard right turn, I'm ready for the big time!