Saturday Conspiracy Therory

Everyone I know, including me, has been sick all winter, well past the sniffles and a little cough. This has kind of made me wonder, and being that I am completely paranoid and full of sensational ideas I have concluded the government is to blame. I think Jello Biafra can express it best:

"Government Flu"

We got a drug
We're gonna try it out on you
Won't make you die
It'll getcha just a little bit sick

Got a head cold
Got a chest cold
And it's three days old
(Goin' on forever)
Make you hazy
Make you lazy
Drive you crazy
For days and days and days and days and days
And years

Barely got the time now
To stay on the job
Double up the dosage in your water supply
Make you even sicker 'til you're slippin' away

Getting all depressed
It's getting all your friends
You can't get it up
For nothing that'll rock the boat

The government flu
The government flu
The government flu

Slip it abroad
Keep a-slowin' down the USSR
But meanwhile
We'll keep an eye
On what it's doin' to you

Got a head cold
Got a chest cold
And it's three days old
(Goin' on forever)
Make you hazy
Make you lazy
Drive you crazy
For days and days and days and days and days
And days and days and days and days and days
And days and days and days and days and days
And years

The government flu
The government flu
The government flu
Flew
Through
You

Abolish This

this is fuct. straight from think progress, i have nothing to add.

Critics Agree

If you're not reading Billmon, you should.

No Gays Allowed...

well except for closeted ones who dabble in kiddie porn. Link

FORT WORTH, Texas (Reuters) - A former high-ranking Boy Scouts of America official who led a task force to prevent child sex abuse pleaded guilty on Wednesday to a federal charge of receiving and distributing child pornography.

Bitchslap!

Judge Stanley Birch laid the smackdown on dubya and congress today...

"Any further action by our court or the district court would be improper. While the members of her family and the members of Congress have acted in a way that is both fervent and sincere, the time has come for dispassionate discharge of duty. In resolving the Schiavo controversy, it is my judgment that, despite sincere and altruistic motivation, the legislative and executive branches of our government have acted in a manner demonstrably at odds with our Founding Fathers' blueprint for the governance of a free people — our Constitution."

read more here.

Like or Not

F-letter is here to stay. I know some of the long time fans aren't to happy about a upstart-smartass getting contributor status, but I can assure you as time goes on you'll be even more pissed off. I am also in negotiations with infrequent, but effective commenter Hot Taco to join the Ludis team. He is currently demanding too much controll, but I think something can be worked out.
I know there have been rumblings about chemistry problems between F-letter and Waingroh, but I never could pass chemistry and I love a good online feud.
I need a number of contributers to keep the content fresh, because my job is about as blogging friendly as it is to be a homo in the Republican Party. And most of my time on the internets is spent looking at gay porn, so I'm just glad I'm not a Republican.

Hey...

I'm stuck without my CNN & FOX News... could somebody PLEASE tell me if Kobe Bryant is guilty?? I'm dying to know what the latest is with Terry SchiaVeriLlino, is she still a veggie or what? What ever happened with Scott Peterson and Robert Blake? I'm assuming gay marriage is still the single most important topic in everyone's daily lives. Living without cable TV news sure does leave you in the dark about all the important things in life. And I'm missing all the must-see-TV new Military Channel episodes. I missed the one about the Iraq War, who won?

HAcKers

Apparently F-letter was so annoyed with the shit I was writing, he hacked into blogger and made himself a contributor. I think we might be fricked.

Merry Easter!

In 2003, four men were accused of starting a war for crimes Iraq didn't commit. Now they look to impose freedom on the innocent and serve liberty with an iron fist. If you need to start a war, with no questions asked, you need....



I love it when a sequence of actionable items comes together!

(originaly posted by waingroh, 5/6/04)