Live and Learn

I now know why I haven't gotten as far in life as I'd hoped. I was leaving a few vital statistics off my resume.

Education: Leadership Institute Broadcast School of Journalism - 2 day course (meals included!)
Description: military, masculine, TOP
Weapon: 8", CUT
Seeking: $200/hr, $1200/weekend
Will Work: Outcall Only

With a hard right turn, I'm ready for the big time!