Tuesday, April 13, 2004

New, from Butler Brothers
George Bush Press Conference: The Drinking Game

A great new way to enjoy the meaningless rhetoric and unspecific blather of our president, George Bush: The Drinking Game will hit shelves June 30. That's right, choose your favorite alcohol and play along at home. That's one drink for "terror", one for "freedom", and two drinks for every new word Bush creates on the fly! In Bushy's "historic" 3rd press conference, Freedom came out on top with 34 drinks, while terror was a close second with 27! If you're still conscious, the bonus double drinks go to words such as "insticated", "repudidated", "inimadate", and "suiciders". Players of the advanced version were also treated to drinks for new catch phrases, like the 6 instances of "war-footing" and 5 utterances of Daddy's ol' favorite "stay the course". Future versions may also add a category for Bush's new favorite word, which took him most of his term to pronounce correctly, "sovereignty". So, pick up this new classic game and get ready for the next press conference... if there ever is one.