Monday, April 12, 2004

Dear Media in Bush Country swing states

More like this.

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that if you're president and get handed a document called 'Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States' it's time to leave the dude ranch and get back to Washington to protect your fellow Americans from impending doom."

No shit. Plus, I have to wonder how a president who so easily tired of swatting flies could be so content clearing brush.

... UPDATE: I think I have discovered the answer here.
"The President is chopping down lots of small scruffy looking bushes that make it hard to walk around out there. He uses a very loud chain saw and people watch him really hard and seem kind of nervous while he is doing this. Then he and Kenneth pile up the brush and set it on fire. They watch it until it goes out and always have water ready in case the fire gets out of hand. They say that children and dogs should not play with fire! Your fur will get singed!"