Mother In-Law MD

I've been diagnosed by my mother in-law with ADD... Aren't in-laws great?

Between Nothingness and Eternity

by Sri Chinmoy

Barren of events,
Rich in pretensions
My earthly life.

Obscurity
My real name.

Wholly unto myself
I exist.

I wrap no soul
In my embrace.

No mentor worthy
Of my calibre
Have I.

I am all alone
Between failure
And frustration.

I am the red thread
Between
Nothingness
And Eternity.

Injustice of Injustices

I just found out I was fucked out of a first round playoff win in my fantasy basketball league because the fucking commissioner forget how to fucking add since he moved to fucking Costa Rica. The shit Bush pulls is sneaky and underhanded, but it doesn't really effect my day to day. This shit hits home. I am in contact with legal counsel to explore all avenues of recourse, and have not ruled out litigation.

Coming Soon to a Democracy Near You...

When those damn liberals get too popular, just throw 'em in jail.

Mexico Presidential Leftist Hopeful Faces Jail Time

Made in America

On my kid's preschool channel that we watch in the morning, there was a little short on how crayons are made at the factory. It was pretty cool, except all the footage was done in about '73. Why would a channel that produces such slick educational blurbs, be using footage from the '70s. My first thought was that crayon making hasn't changed all that much in the last thiry years. It might not have, I don't know. But then I realized, there probably are no crayon factories in the US anymore. To show a crayon factory now would involve the armed gaurds forcing kids the same age as the kids watching to make crayons.

Probably oughta stick with the one from the '70s.

Discipline

It's not just doing something you need to do. It's doing something you need to do, but don't want to.

John Paul...Jones?

I don't have a TV so, much like waingroh, I miss out on all of the really important news. Today I got into work and read that apparently the bass player for Led Zeppelin died over the weekend. At least he didn't O.D. when he was 25. Too sad.

Saturday Conspiracy Therory

Everyone I know, including me, has been sick all winter, well past the sniffles and a little cough. This has kind of made me wonder, and being that I am completely paranoid and full of sensational ideas I have concluded the government is to blame. I think Jello Biafra can express it best:

"Government Flu"

We got a drug
We're gonna try it out on you
Won't make you die
It'll getcha just a little bit sick

Got a head cold
Got a chest cold
And it's three days old
(Goin' on forever)
Make you hazy
Make you lazy
Drive you crazy
For days and days and days and days and days
And years

Barely got the time now
To stay on the job
Double up the dosage in your water supply
Make you even sicker 'til you're slippin' away

Getting all depressed
It's getting all your friends
You can't get it up
For nothing that'll rock the boat

The government flu
The government flu
The government flu

Slip it abroad
Keep a-slowin' down the USSR
But meanwhile
We'll keep an eye
On what it's doin' to you

Got a head cold
Got a chest cold
And it's three days old
(Goin' on forever)
Make you hazy
Make you lazy
Drive you crazy
For days and days and days and days and days
And days and days and days and days and days
And days and days and days and days and days
And years

The government flu
The government flu
The government flu
Flew
Through
You

Abolish This

this is fuct. straight from think progress, i have nothing to add.

Critics Agree

If you're not reading Billmon, you should.

No Gays Allowed...

well except for closeted ones who dabble in kiddie porn. Link

FORT WORTH, Texas (Reuters) - A former high-ranking Boy Scouts of America official who led a task force to prevent child sex abuse pleaded guilty on Wednesday to a federal charge of receiving and distributing child pornography.

Bitchslap!

Judge Stanley Birch laid the smackdown on dubya and congress today...

"Any further action by our court or the district court would be improper. While the members of her family and the members of Congress have acted in a way that is both fervent and sincere, the time has come for dispassionate discharge of duty. In resolving the Schiavo controversy, it is my judgment that, despite sincere and altruistic motivation, the legislative and executive branches of our government have acted in a manner demonstrably at odds with our Founding Fathers' blueprint for the governance of a free people — our Constitution."

read more here.

Like or Not

F-letter is here to stay. I know some of the long time fans aren't to happy about a upstart-smartass getting contributor status, but I can assure you as time goes on you'll be even more pissed off. I am also in negotiations with infrequent, but effective commenter Hot Taco to join the Ludis team. He is currently demanding too much controll, but I think something can be worked out.
I know there have been rumblings about chemistry problems between F-letter and Waingroh, but I never could pass chemistry and I love a good online feud.
I need a number of contributers to keep the content fresh, because my job is about as blogging friendly as it is to be a homo in the Republican Party. And most of my time on the internets is spent looking at gay porn, so I'm just glad I'm not a Republican.

Hey...

I'm stuck without my CNN & FOX News... could somebody PLEASE tell me if Kobe Bryant is guilty?? I'm dying to know what the latest is with Terry SchiaVeriLlino, is she still a veggie or what? What ever happened with Scott Peterson and Robert Blake? I'm assuming gay marriage is still the single most important topic in everyone's daily lives. Living without cable TV news sure does leave you in the dark about all the important things in life. And I'm missing all the must-see-TV new Military Channel episodes. I missed the one about the Iraq War, who won?

HAcKers

Apparently F-letter was so annoyed with the shit I was writing, he hacked into blogger and made himself a contributor. I think we might be fricked.

Merry Easter!

In 2003, four men were accused of starting a war for crimes Iraq didn't commit. Now they look to impose freedom on the innocent and serve liberty with an iron fist. If you need to start a war, with no questions asked, you need....



I love it when a sequence of actionable items comes together!

(originaly posted by waingroh, 5/6/04)

What if Terri Schiavo...

was black?

was gay?

was an Iraqi?

was elderly?

was an immigrant?

was poor?

was.... a liberal?

Behold, Terri has risen!

If there's one thing that could make Schiavo Cultists even crazier, it'll be if she dies tomorrow.

don't ask don't tell

a visitor to our site from the domain name usmc.mil found us by using some rather funny search requirements.

i don't know what's funnier, a guy in the marines looking to "develop a ten inch cock", or the fact that we're 27th in the search results.

Yippee

I was pretty stoked to see that John Stamos has his own TV show again. It's hard to keep down real talent.