Hackers

I noticed there is a new contributor. I'm not sure who it is, but it looks like he/she lives on Greene St. Let's see what they have to say.

Is Waingroh Black?

There is evidence that suggests so, but as of now is unconfirmed.

The New Journalism

Apparently, it is the job of the late night hosts to discuss the real issues - the whores during the day get to have the real fun.

Hammer was right

You've got to pray, just to make it today.

By the way

Traffic has nearly tripled since coming back online, as of 5:00 west coast time we're up to 11 visitors... I can feel that Atrios link coming any day now...

Back Online

Well, ludis is officially back online, at least for this week. We've had a few casualties, John Winger died of an apparent drug overdose. Waingroh couldn't handle the "stress" of living in the "States", and left the country to work with those much less fortunate...Mainly prostitutes. ActionJack became a law enforcement official, and Sheebur still thinks Kerry won.
I'm not sure what shape the blog will take, I actually don't really care. But you can count on us to provide the best in crude and unnecessary commentary, masturbation tips, info on closeted male hookers, and unrelated stories from the realms of fantasy.

Relatively Painless

I've been dealing with several different departments with the State of Oregon today, and it's not nearly as big a pain in the ass as I thought it would be. I'm not saying it doesn't hurt at all, but it's not too bad. Everyone is pretty friendly for being a Govt. employee. Big ups to you SecrAtary of State's office.

OH YEA!!!
It's good to be back.

Just Wondering

At what point does internet-porn go from being a healthy release to an obsession and self-destructive?

(not that I'm worried...well, not too much..I can handle my porn)

On a unrelated note, does everyone think The Rockford Files Theme rocks as fucking hard as I do? Magnum PI is not too bad either...

Not as Bad as I Thought

I must say that living in Bush's America is not nearly as bad I thought it would be. It's actually quite amusing. The secret police have not showed up at my door, and I can still pretty much do what ever I want.
Besides, Kerry would have never hired a gay male prostitute...God works in mysterious ways.

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"Gannon, you ain't got shit on me."

Live and Learn

I now know why I haven't gotten as far in life as I'd hoped. I was leaving a few vital statistics off my resume.

Education: Leadership Institute Broadcast School of Journalism - 2 day course (meals included!)
Description: military, masculine, TOP
Weapon: 8", CUT
Seeking: $200/hr, $1200/weekend
Will Work: Outcall Only

With a hard right turn, I'm ready for the big time!

Will Return

I know our fans can't stand it, but I'm taking this opportunity to explore the non-blog portions of the internet.

There is A LOT of porn out there...



It might be a while.

SCOTT PETERSON: GUILTY

Oh yeah, and 45 US troops have died in the last week, not that the media will notice.

Your tax dollars at work

The happy fun-time edition

I will deliver Ohio

Is this what he meant?

In one precinct, Bush’s tally was supersized by a computer glitch
A computer error involving one voting-machine cartridge gave President Bush 3,893 extra votes in a Gahanna precinct.

Franklin County’s unofficial results gave Bush 4,258 votes to Democratic challenger John Kerry’s 260 votes in Precinct 1B, which votes at New Life Church on Stygler Road. Records show only 638 voters cast ballots in that precinct.

Matthew Damschroder, director of the Franklin County Board of Elections, said Bush received 365 votes there.

The remaining 13 voters who cast ballots either voted for other candidates or did not vote for president.

And this is only ONE precinct... But I'm sure it was just an isolated incident, kinda like Abu Ghraib.

I am very angry

I spent yesterday sad, I've moved on to anger. Out of my anger comes motivation. Out of my motivation comes change. I thought I was motivated before. This feeling in my gut is one that I've never felt before. My peeps and I are already talking game plan. If anyone out there wants to join with us, send me an email.

Harness that fire in your belly. OUR revolution starts now.

Never Again

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again

Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss

The Big Day

Nervously excited.

Hey, Rube

Hunter S. Thompson feels pretty good. Link

It is now Tuesday, and John Kerry is looking good today, while George Bush is looking a little desperate. His eyes are wild and his voice is shrill and he is acting more and more like a doomed animal on its way to the meat-grinder. Young George is about to lose his first election.

JFK will win this one decisively enough to make any recounts or challenges irrelevant. If Kerry wins New Hampshire and Pennsylvania and Florida, for instance, this election will be over before it really gets started.

Kerry will win big today. I guarantee it. The evil Bush family of central Texas is about to suffer another humiliating failure on another disastrous election day.

And I knew it Sunday after returning from Los Angeles, where I had been campaigning for Kerry, my friend. Football and politics were never so fatally linked as they were when the Washington Redskins lost to the Green Bay Packers that day. It was all over after that.

The sun has come up over the Rockies and the time has come to drive into town and vote aggressively for my man, who will win this election handily. And the Democrats will regain control of both houses of Congress. That is all I know right now, and all I need to know.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. We will march on a road of bones.