The Military Channel
I've always kind of liked the History Channel, except you have to put up with a lot of pro-defense spending (thanks webber) shows. Shows that tell you how great the A-10 Warthog is, or the divine benevolence of the B-2 bomber. Well it looks like they have finally decided to cut out the middle man. Last night during Myth Busters I saw a commercial for the brand new Military Channel. I instantly had visions of the "Luftwaffe Channel" or maybe even the "Stasi Channel".
A nipple is bad, but a channel solely devoted to glorifying war is good, if not patriotic.