Not so fast...

It was an absolutely beautiful day today and I took my Monte Carlo out for a Sunday drive in North Portland. I was feeling like the king 'till I pulled up to the corner of N Fessenden and Portsmouth. A Caprice pulled up at the exact same, this thing had wire rims, chrome everywhere, and I swear the driver was sitting in the back seat. I pretty much pissed down my leg and he drove by laughing. At least he didn't bump it on to three wheels just to rub it in.