Action Jack is Back

And I can't believe all the new features Blogger has to offer-- I feel like Ward Weaver at a roller rink. Anyway, after a much needed blogging hiatus, I'm ready to start contributing on a semi-regular basis.

Call it Return of the Assmann.

So let me start off by saying the much vaunted "Bush Bounce" should be more appropriately titled the "Morning (in America) Missile." Yeah... it seems pretty solid from the outset, but then it deflates faster than a WonderWheel operated by Jack Brown.