Monday, April 19, 2004

Heads I win, tails you lose

Link:
"The opportunity for terrorists to try to influence the election, as was the case last month in Spain, appears to be an opportunity that would "be too good to pass up for them," Rice said. I think that we do have to take very seriously the thought that the terrorists might have learned, we hope, the wrong lesson from Spain," Rice told "Fox News Sunday."
So let's all get this straight, shall we? Herr McDumbass has done such a fantastic job on the war on terra that he deserves a second term. However, should the terrists strike before the election, it will all be in an obvious attempt to "influence the election" so that Americans, like the Spaniards, will vote out the party currently in power. So therefore, you HAVE to vote for Bush... I mean, you don't want to give into the terrists, do you? DO YOU?

Note to reader: please disregard the fact that the U.S.S. Cole was attacked on October 12, 2000, less than four weeks before the 2000 Presidential election. This had nothing to do with influencing the election in favor of Bush. We know this because it occurred before September 11, 2001. And EVERYTHING changed on September 11.